Dane Tweed Blazer Dark Brown: Effortlessly Chic and Endlessly Versatile. A Timeless Classic.
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Navy Chinos: Your Smart & Stylish Stretch Cotton Solution. Classic Colour, Effortless Comfort, Modern Man.
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Deep Green Geo: The Quintessential Three-Piece Suit for the Modern Gentleman.
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Gary's Navy Velvet Dinner Jacket: Effortless Elegance for the Discerning Gentleman
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Ricky's Velvet Noir: The Ultimate Sophisticated Evening Jacket.
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Emerald Velvet Tux: Dinner-Ready Dapper. A Timeless Classic, Effortlessly Stylish.
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Velvet Nights: Sleek Black Tuxedo Jacket for the Gentleman.
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Burgundy Velvet Dinner Jacket: A Touch of Class, A Dash of Sass.
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White Jacket with a Touch of Gold: Double-Breasted Chic
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Olive Tweed Suit: Edward's Timeless Herringbone Style, Pure British Elegance.
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Black Tie Affair: Gold Button Blazer & Trousers Set - Suave & Sophisticated!
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Edward: Olive Herringbone Trousers - Vintage Charm, Modern Fit. Elevate Your Style.
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