Calvin's Classic Tweed: Brown Jacket & Waistcoat Combo – Effortless English Elegance.
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Bartela Beige Houndstooth: Cavani's Cotton Linen Jacket – Effortlessly Chic.
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Black Nehru Jacket: Modern Grandad Style, Effortless Elegance. Classic Chinese Charm.
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Navy Grandad: Timeless British Style. Embrace the Heritage. Classic Jacket.
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Golden Buttons, Black Elegance: A Double-Breasted Classic Jacket.
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Grey Grandad Collar: A Modern Classic. Effortless Style. Own it.
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Black Safari Cool: Short Sleeve Jacket. Classic, edgy, summer essential. Sorted.
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Sharp Pinstripe Jacket: Timeless Black & White. Classic British Style. Dress to Impress!
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Navy Blue Safari Jacket: Summer Style. Breezy Short Sleeves. Effortless Cool. Get Yours!
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Black Corduroy Blazer: The Quintessential British Tailored Jacket.
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Tan Corduroy Jacket: Your Go-To Autumnal Essential. Effortlessly Stylish and Perfectly Tailored.
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Dane Tweed Jacket: Classic Green, Uniquely You.
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