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Blue Paisley Tassel Loafers: Faux Leather Swagger for Your Feet.
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Glitterati's Night Out: Party Loafers. Shine On. Sparkle Steps. Dazzling Prints. Get Glam!
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Bow-tied Patent Loafers: Effortless Elegance for the Modern Gent
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Beige Trousers - Effortless Style for Everyday Adventures
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Green Trousers: Effortless Style, Perfect Fit, Pure PJ Perfection.
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Red Plain Trouser - The PJ Classic: Effortless Style & Comfort.
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