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Maroon Monkstraps: Patent Leather Perfection. Dazzling Shine. Iconic Style.
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Sleek Black Patent & Suede Monkstraps A Timeless Classic for the Modern Gentleman
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Black Leather Brogue Monks: Classic Style, Timeless Elegance.
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Classic Black & Brown Brogues: Distinguished Monk Shoes for the Modern Man.
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