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Brown Leather Oxfords Woven with Timeless British Flair
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Sophisticated Brown Woven Leather Double Monk Shoes - A Timeless Style.
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Handcrafted Leather Oxfords: Timeless Style & Durable Comfort for the Modern Gentleman.
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Brown Calfskin Wholecut Oxfords: Timeless Elegance for the Discerning Gentleman.
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Sharp Blue Brogues: Oxford Lace-Ups Crafted in Fine Calf Leather for the Discerning Gentleman.
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