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Navy Gleam: Slip-On Shoes, Faux Leather with a Chic, Printed Shine for Effortless Style.
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Tasselled Trainers: Faux Leather Fun for Every Foot! A Touch of Class, All Day Long!
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Shiny Slip-Ons: Dare to Gleam. Faux Patent Leather Brilliance. Effortlessly Chic.
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Maroon Patent Slip-Ons: Shiny and Chic, Effortless Style for the Discerning Lady.
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Sleek Faux Leather Wholecut Oxfords – Your Everyday Smart Shoes.
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Shiny Patent-Look Slip-Ons – Effortless White Style for Women
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Bloody Brilliant Patent Slips: Get Glam in Red!
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Velvet & Faux Leather Loafers: Sleek Steps with a Touch of Luxe
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Florence 2: Black Interweave Monkstraps - Italian Leather Perfection.
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Brown Interweave Monk Loafers: Florence 2. Italian Leather. Double Buckle. Effortless Style. Classic British.
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Brown Fringe Kiltie Loafers with Snaffle Bit: Classic British Style.
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